this is an old one but funny ,
a liverpool fan dies on the way to the match and gets to heaven
dressed in his liverpool kit ,st Peter meets him at the
''sorry mate , no liverpool fans allowed''
''what ? but i've been really good'' says the rednose
i've given £10 to cancer reseach and £10 to children in need, you've got to let me in !''
''hang on then '' says st pete ''i'll go and see the boss''
10 mins later st peter returns
''what did he say'' pleads the liverpool fan
'' here's your £20 now fuck off !!!!'' says st pete
( obviously i'm an evertonian )