A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a
headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and
says,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a
sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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