An elderly spinster and a recently widowed man residing in a nursing home, struck up a friendship.
When the relationship blossomed, each evening the lady would visit the gentleman, he would take out his penis
and hold it in her hand for half an hour or so, then put it back in his trousers and leave.
This went on every night for about two months.
One evening, the old lady as usual went to the gentleman’s room, she was horrified to see another
woman holding his manhood in her hand, the way she used to.
The elderly lady was very upset “What has she got that I don’t have“ she asked.
“Parkinson’s Disease” the old man replied!
A thousand nights I spent alone, solitaire to the bone