a major + a private on manoevers in the jungle
major turns to the private + says that its getting late
so best set up camp. in the middle of the night the
major wakes the private up,
'' private look up + tell me what you see''
'' i see a million stars sir '' replies the private
'' and what does that say to to you'' replies the major
'' it says to me that god is indeed almighty, to create
such an amazing sight for us to gaze upon ''
'' is that all ? '' says the major
'' why ? what does it tell you major '' enquires the private
'' it tells me private '' states the major
that some twats nicked our tent !!!!

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