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#27456 - 07/28/10 12:14 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Callum]
rick Offline
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Registered: 07/15/08
Posts: 316
Loc: liverpool
a major + a private on manoevers in the jungle
major turns to the private + says that its getting late
so best set up camp. in the middle of the night the
major wakes the private up,
'' private look up + tell me what you see''
'' i see a million stars sir '' replies the private
'' and what does that say to to you'' replies the major
'' it says to me that god is indeed almighty, to create
such an amazing sight for us to gaze upon ''
'' is that all ? '' says the major
'' why ? what does it tell you major '' enquires the private
'' it tells me private '' states the major
that some twats nicked our tent !!!! laugh
''
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#27457 - 07/28/10 12:30 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: rick]
Snaggletöoth Offline
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Registered: 07/26/08
Posts: 2105
Loc: Lincolnshire, England
Haha that's a fucking keeper right there laugh
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#27458 - 07/28/10 12:41 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Snaggletöoth]
gregor Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1212
Loc: Fürstenwalde (Germany)
that's a good one!!
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#27460 - 07/28/10 12:43 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Snaggletöoth]
Callum Offline
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Registered: 12/27/09
Posts: 2773
Loc: Fife, Scotland
Everytime I see you...I smile!

When you walk...I can't stop staring!

When you speak...I giggle!

For some reason you retards amuse the fuck out of me!!
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#27462 - 07/28/10 02:36 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Callum]
crabbsterMHB2804 Offline
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Registered: 10/31/08
Posts: 560
Loc: Brave New World
man walks into bookshop and says to the girl
Have you got the self help book for men with small dicks. I don't think it's in yet was her reply
Yeah That's the one
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#27463 - 07/28/10 03:14 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
Callum Offline
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Registered: 12/27/09
Posts: 2773
Loc: Fife, Scotland
Hahaha, great one crabby.

The 10th annual small cock carnival is on again this friday. we ask that you DONT participate this year so someone else will get a chance to win. Thanks Champ...
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#27476 - 07/29/10 12:48 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Callum]
crabbsterMHB2804 Offline
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Loc: Brave New World
Modesty prevailing I won't be entering that carnival. Ha
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#27634 - 08/07/10 09:29 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
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I was walking along the beach when two ladies asked me to leave due to the size of the bulge in my swimwear. I said well look at the lifeguard and your not complaining about his bulge. Yes they said but he has'nt shit himself
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#27635 - 08/07/10 09:35 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
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Loc: Brave New World
My Wife said to me last night
Do you known that a Bull fuck's 3000 times a year
I said well ask the bull is he shagging the same miserable cow every night
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#27686 - 08/09/10 02:39 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
Teacher ask's class what's their understanding of the word fascinate.
Little Mary stands up and says we went to my uncle's farm and saw the pigs and cows which was very fascinating.
The teacher commended Mary on her effort but remined class the word was in fact fascinate.
Slightly worried she noticed little Johnny's hand raise. Thinking what can go wrong with the word fascinate she said 'yes Johnny whats your understanding'
' Well Miss my Auntie Cindy has just bought a new jumper that has ten buttons and her tits are so big she can only fasten eight'
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