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#52827 - 02/15/13 03:10 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: skywalker]
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True but it looks like his springs will be rusty before he gets to use them again!
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#52830 - 02/16/13 02:10 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: skywalker]
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Originally Posted By: skywalker
money and a big house is not everything in life
and how your partner looks either


eerr the joke was the world at his knees
not 'feet' cos he aint got 'em crazy
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#52835 - 02/16/13 01:28 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: rick]
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I got the joke, but i got jelious coz it wasnt mine (boo hoo)
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#52836 - 02/16/13 01:30 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
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Just when I wanted a kitchen 600 miles away, theyve taken thier ads down, BASTARDS
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#52956 - 02/23/13 03:09 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
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When she wrote " You are What You Eat" was Dr Gillian Montieth calling me a cunt?
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#52957 - 02/23/13 03:48 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
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Oscar Pistorius was keen on buying a new bathroom door, but his Mrs was dead against it.

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#52958 - 02/23/13 03:54 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Fester]
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LOL Fester that fucker is as gulty as sin

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#52960 - 02/23/13 04:19 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: timtearle]
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Funniest joke I've heard in ages.

Also, I took my car for a service today, to Kevin Websters garage.
But he said he won't touch anything over 10 years old.

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#52962 - 02/24/13 01:23 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Fester]
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couple of crackers there Fest laugh
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#52969 - 02/24/13 02:07 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: rick]
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Horse meat has been found in the canteen of the scottish parliment, and I thought they only spouted bullshit!
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