LOL..

Frigging E Bay. I spent £40 last week on a penis enlarger.
Opened my post today some twat has sent me a magnifying glass.

The other night the girlfriend said she wanted something nine inches long, rock hard and full of spunk... so I gave her a sock from under my bed

Callum/ Crabbster a couple of pissers right there!!

a mate told me this

There was a time where Herman Li (guitar player for DragonForce) was claiming that the guitar god had sent him to Earth to teach humans how to play guitar.

David Gilmour heard about this and said: "What? This is nonsense. I never sent anyone.

hahahahahahahahahahah ! fuckin classic mate

Year to date statistics on Airport passenger screening from the Department of Homeland Security - USA.

As at December 31, 2010


Terrorist Plots Discovered----------0

Transvestites-----------------------133

Hernias-----------------------------1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases--------------------3,172

Enlarged Prostates------------------8,249

Breast Implants---------------------59,350

Natural Blondes---------------------3

LOL

A sports reporter asks David Beckham about his move to Spurs being he has played for one english club already ' is he worried about the stick '
Not at all she loves London

This one I ready on facebook yesterday, one reader got pissed off, seriously!

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis' in a snow bank. Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, "Boys! Boys!Whatever are you doing...
you're going to catch pneumonia. Put your penis' away." The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, "Sister Margaret, don't worry, we know what we're doing. Father Porter always likes a couple cold ones after work...