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#38078 - 04/03/11 07:02 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
MotorLaw Offline
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Registered: 08/25/10
Posts: 1066
Loc: England, UK
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
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#38079 - 04/03/11 07:12 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: MotorLaw]
Bent Arm Offline
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Registered: 02/11/10
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Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Originally Posted By: MotorLaw
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
Pisser!
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#38133 - 04/05/11 09:56 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
crabbsterMHB2804 Offline
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Registered: 10/31/08
Posts: 557
Loc: Brave New World
Are You insured for Sex
The Correct companies are

Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex on the phone - Direct Line
Sex with your partner - standard life
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
sex with someone different - Go compare
Sex with a fat Bird - More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged
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#38134 - 04/05/11 09:58 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
crabbsterMHB2804 Offline
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When Beckham scores I drink Becks
when scholes scores I drink Skol
when kenny Miller scores i drink Millers

I thank God David Seaman was a Goalie!!
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#38149 - 04/05/11 09:24 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
MotorLaw Offline
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Loc: England, UK
lol funny ones crabs!
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#38150 - 04/05/11 09:52 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: MotorLaw]
Bent Arm Offline
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Registered: 02/11/10
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Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Really looking forward to tonight, we're going out clubbing..

I'm gonna club a couple of fur seals, then a few queers, then I'm going after the prize...just one fucking Bieber fan!!
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#38212 - 04/07/11 02:08 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
lard-o-matic Offline
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Registered: 05/14/10
Posts: 1192
Loc: Lincolnshire, U.K.
What have Tottenham Hotspur and Heather mills got in common?

The other leg is just for show.
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#38213 - 04/07/11 02:22 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: lard-o-matic]
PedroGunner Offline
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Registered: 10/19/08
Posts: 593
Loc: Rosario, Argentina
Haha! I must say that I expected much more from the Hotspurs
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#38216 - 04/07/11 04:00 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: PedroGunner]
lard-o-matic Offline
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Loc: Lincolnshire, U.K.
They've done well to get this far to be honest, but they need a couple more years at that level before they can even begin to fully compete. Looks like i'm gonna have to root for United again this year, which annoys me somewhat.
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#38259 - 04/08/11 11:58 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: lard-o-matic]
Juggernaut Offline
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Registered: 07/12/08
Posts: 1766
Loc: Sweden
Confucius Didn't Say:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood
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