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#18095 - 10/01/09 12:35 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: jasmine]
Juggernaut Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 07/12/08
Posts: 1766
Loc: Sweden
Why men don't write agony columns

"ASK MIKE"

Dear Mike,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore..

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,
Mike
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#18096 - 10/01/09 12:53 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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Registered: 07/26/08
Posts: 2105
Loc: Lincolnshire, England
Confucius say: He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.
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#18113 - 10/01/09 04:10 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Snaggletöoth]
Motörheadbanger9 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/17/08
Posts: 3408
Loc: Leeds, UK
brilliant Juggernaut
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#18156 - 10/03/09 09:37 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Motörheadbanger9]
Highway Star Offline
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Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 1011
Loc: suffolk :)
Hee hee Fantastic!

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#18260 - 10/07/09 06:30 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Highway Star]
skywalker Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 730
Loc: MOTOERHEAD / Germany
laugh laugh

'The police arrested two kids yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one
and let the other one off.'
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better dont reign nor serve
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#18651 - 10/12/09 12:40 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: skywalker]
ellentim Offline
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Registered: 08/04/08
Posts: 286
Loc: Chicago
Wasn't sure where to post this, but this is as good a place as any!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUw-SAhVEFA
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#18652 - 10/12/09 12:50 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: ellentim]
Juggernaut Offline
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Registered: 07/12/08
Posts: 1766
Loc: Sweden
A bit sheep humour, don't you think?
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#19056 - 10/23/09 01:49 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
crabbsterMHB2804 Offline
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Registered: 10/31/08
Posts: 560
Loc: Brave New World
little Rosie Bursts into her parents room late one night and shrieks for GOD'S SAKE you tell me off for sucking my thumb.
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#19063 - 10/23/09 04:35 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
Motörheadbanger9 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/17/08
Posts: 3408
Loc: Leeds, UK
haha smile
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#19258 - 10/30/09 03:44 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Motörheadbanger9]
crabbsterMHB2804 Offline
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Registered: 10/31/08
Posts: 560
Loc: Brave New World
Osama Bin laden was arrested in wales recently for the offence of Sheep shagging. He replied their Islam's and he'll do the Fuck what he wants to do with em
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