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#42466 - 10/17/11 04:25 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
TotalMetal Offline
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#42482 - 10/17/11 07:28 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TotalMetal]
John_Betong Offline
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Registered: 05/19/11
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My wife is pissed off at me again. I crept into the bedroom last night and swapped her tampon for a party popper. No sense of humor.......

http://johns-jokes.com/Precautions-before-sex.html

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#42485 - 10/18/11 05:41 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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LOL.......

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#42571 - 10/21/11 03:08 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Terentek]
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After 14 years together westlife announce their to split. Louis Walsh said his heart is all over the place but thankfully his penis is still going in one direction
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#42572 - 10/21/11 03:26 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
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They say one in twenty of us live next door to a peadophile. Not me I've got two 14 year old stunning blondes with great tits!
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#42638 - 10/22/11 01:19 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
claw Offline
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Originally Posted By: crabbsterMHB2804
They say one in twenty of us live next door to a peadophile. Not me I've got two 14 year old stunning blondes with great tits!

LOL
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#42845 - 10/25/11 09:09 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: claw]
John_Betong Offline
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Registered: 05/19/11
Posts: 55
Loc: Bangkok, Thailand

Party on Friday night

I am havíng a party thís Fríday for people who have díffículty achíevíng orgasms.

Let me know íf you can't come.



http://johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day.html

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#42970 - 10/28/11 11:33 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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#43501 - 11/08/11 08:15 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the coffin out when they accidentally hit a wall, jarring the coffin, they hear a faint moan coming from inside.

They open the coffin and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the coffin, as they move closer towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that fucking wall!"
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#43730 - 11/11/11 11:51 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
Juggernaut Offline
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Loc: Sweden

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children
running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline."

Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for
your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the door knob
and it keeps the kids out.'

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...! wink
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