this one makes me chuckle but noone seems to find it funny:
bee-keeper 1: Hey man, how many bees you got?
bee-keeper 2: i got about 10,000
bee-keeper 1: cool, how many hives?
bee-keeper 2: 20 hives, how about you?
bee-keeper 1: i got a million
bee-keeper 2: a million bees?!?! how many hives?
bee-keeper 1: oh just one
bee-keeper 2: a million bees in one hive?!?! how can you do that?!
bee-keeper 1: fuck 'em, they're only bees
i find it funny, dunno bout you lot