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#23026 - 02/28/10 06:39 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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Edited by Juggernaut (02/28/10 06:39 AM)
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#23033 - 02/28/10 08:33 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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Was this Juggernaut that did this maybe?
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#23034 - 02/28/10 08:34 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: leedsmark]
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No...
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#23040 - 02/28/10 10:28 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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huahuahhuahuahauhauhauahau!!!!! grin
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#23054 - 02/28/10 12:42 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: mmotorhead]
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I started cage fighting the other day..... Fuckin Budgie didn't know what hit it!!!!
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#23092 - 03/02/10 02:25 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Callum]
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a farmer from devon has been able to grow a field of vibrators
he now has a problem with squatters.
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#23146 - 03/03/10 02:10 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: crabbsterMHB2804]
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Bloke necks a quadruple Whisky in one. Barman asks "Whats Up?. Bloke says "Came home early from work and caught my wife in bed with my best friend". "What did you do?" asked the barman. Bloke says "I told her to pack her things and F##K OFF!!". "What about your best friend?" asked the barman. Bloke says "I looked him in the eye and said... BAD DOG!!!!!!!"


Edited by Callum Stoddart (03/03/10 02:11 PM)
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#23379 - 03/10/10 03:38 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LEMMY-WART-MOTORHE...1#ht_500wt_1182

you can by one of Lemmy's moles on ebay....
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#23380 - 03/10/10 03:47 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Motörheadbanger9]
Snaggletöoth Offline
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Wow, now that price is a damn good joke! Ebay-ing something so dubiously fake, hahaha!
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#23381 - 03/10/10 05:21 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Snaggletöoth]
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I dunno... I'm sure theres someone out there dumb enough to fall for it haha
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