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#47261 - 04/12/12 07:55 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
John_Betong Offline
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The bitter winter was almost over when one shepherd confessed to the other that he could hardly wait until it was time to shear their flock.

The other shepherd nodded, rubbing his hands togather in anticipation. "It will be great selling the wool and spending money on wine, women and song, eh"?

"That's not it", his friend said. "I just can't WAIT to see them naked"!

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#47274 - 04/13/12 09:21 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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#47277 - 04/13/12 12:20 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: drthc]
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#47278 - 04/13/12 01:04 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: drthc]
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I read that he was supposed to do that, but in the end he didn't...
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#47360 - 04/17/12 02:07 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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#47370 - 04/17/12 04:10 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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Originally Posted By: Juggernaut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY&feature=youtube_gdata_player


I nearly died laughing at that grin (pissed my pants twice) Everytime I thought he was gonna stop, he started again! Mental laugh

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#47375 - 04/17/12 09:59 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Toast]
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I love that too Toast! Troll-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Spread it, nobody kills anybody while laughing that hard!
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#47511 - 04/25/12 08:58 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Juggernaut]
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Registered: 05/19/11
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Loc: Bangkok, Thailand


Sorry I haven't on here in a while, I was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from my penis......

won't be shagging one of those again!



http://johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day/2012/April.html

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#47639 - 04/29/12 05:01 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out,'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess that, you old slappers.'

One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and underpants & we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times & then jump up & down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all piped up & said,'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,

'How in the world did you guess my age?'

Slapping their knees & pissing themselves laughing, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - -

'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'
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#47695 - 05/03/12 05:38 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a posh new restaurant last night...

"Did you smell that food?" she asked... "Incredible!"

Being the 'Kind Hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"

.... So they walked past it again...
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