A woman goes to the doctor and says, I want a baby doctor but I don't like men.
Well, says the doctor, we now have some bottles in the back with male sperm in them, we open a bottle and put the contents into your pussy and hey presto you're pregnant.
Ok Doc I will try that out, says the woman.
The Doc goes in the back room and after several minutes appears with his pants round his ankles and an enormous hard on.
"Doc!,what the hell are you doing" the woman says?
Doc replies, "we've run out of bottles, you will have to have draught"...http://johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day/2012/April.html