'Haiku is both a type of poetic pattern and a way of experiencing the world. This short, 17-syllable form, usually written in three lines with a 5-7-5 syllable count...'
This guy below is a 'Damage Case' but has an interesting oddball website containing Motorhead record reviews. What made me piss myself laughing were the attempts at the Motorhead haiku.
http://www.markprindle.com/motorhead.htm'will now briefly discuss each track, using the ancient Japanese art of Haiku:
Tepid cover of
"Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers"
ZZ Top have beards
Hey! Chuck Berry's licks!
SIX MINUTES of "On Parole"!?
Larry Wallis = Fag.
Pre-grunge "Instro" roar
But it doesn't got no words
Write some, lazy ass.
"I'm Your Witchdoctor"
Who gave Eddie Clarke the mic!?
Somehow, song kicks ass!
- Masaoka Shiki
I think that I shall never see
a poem as lovely as Lemmy
I'm totally gonna rub up against him on the subway
- Robert Frots'
Yes, the man is certifiable and the last one was just plain perversion. I am sure you can do better. Let's be having your Motorhead haiku! That Skywalker chappie who posts on here likes having a crack at the poetry, so get your creative juices flowing...
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