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#50633 - 10/22/12 10:50 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: rick]
Bent Arm Offline
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Originally Posted By: rick
Originally Posted By: Juggernaut
Rick this one works on any category of people, but here it is just for you ;-)

A fat scouser walked into a barn... One could expect him to have seen a huge building like that!

Cheers!


Right thats it!! you can all fuck off
& leave me alone!! wink laugh

Aww don't be like that, look at the little doggie from the Liverpool dog show this weekend, he'll cheer you up.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x344/Motorfeet/LiverpoolDogshow_zps310dd64e.jpg





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#50634 - 10/23/12 02:34 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
rick Offline
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Originally Posted By: John_Betong
Santa Clasu:

1. Wears red.
2. Good at breaking into houses.
3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace.
4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle.
5. Only does one day's work a year.

Are you sure he's not a Scouser??



http://johns-jokes.com/scouse




hahaha! yeah! now you mention it mum told me father christmas was really my dad !! and there's the evidence! (am a blue tho')
laugh
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#50635 - 10/23/12 02:36 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
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Originally Posted By: Bent Arm
Originally Posted By: rick
Originally Posted By: Juggernaut
Rick this one works on any category of people, but here it is just for you ;-)

A fat scouser walked into a barn... One could expect him to have seen a huge building like that!

Cheers!


Right thats it!! you can all fuck off
& leave me alone!! wink laugh

Aww don't be like that, look at the little doggie from the Liverpool dog show this weekend, he'll cheer you up.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x344/Motorfeet/LiverpoolDogshow_zps310dd64e.jpg







hahahaha!! wouldnt wanna meet his big brother tho'!!
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#50641 - 10/23/12 11:36 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Mrcamm]
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Loc: England, UK
Originally Posted By: Mrcamm
the casual racism on this thread is appalling. fucktards.


It's impossible to have racism in a joke, because, it is a joke.
If one takes offence from a joke, it's because one's concept of joke is misunderstood, and therefore, should not read jokes posts.
I am white and I laugh at white or christian jokes, because, I know it's all a joke.
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#50737 - 10/28/12 08:31 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: MotorLaw]
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Originally Posted By: MotorLaw
Originally Posted By: Mrcamm
the casual racism on this thread is appalling. fucktards.


It's impossible to have racism in a joke, because, it is a joke.
If one takes offence from a joke, it's because one's concept of joke is misunderstood, and therefore, should not read jokes posts.
I am white and I laugh at white or christian jokes, because, I know it's all a joke.


A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Julia Gillard, Australia's Prime Minister!!

That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.


He said...'Yes, could you take the dog for a walk!'
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#50750 - 10/29/12 09:44 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
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lol.......

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#50769 - 10/30/12 08:25 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Terentek]
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Was cam chatting this girl from NY last night and I must have made her really horny as she suddenly got very wet.
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#50771 - 10/30/12 09:19 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: MotorLaw]
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Whenever I see people crying on their roofs during a flood, I tend to think 'If anything, you're just making it worse'.
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#50772 - 10/30/12 09:19 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: MotorLaw]
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U.S met office issues a stark warning that Hurricane Sandy has been upgraded to a British Summer
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#50773 - 10/30/12 09:19 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: MotorLaw]
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I have a gambling problem..... I never fucking win.
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