Would that be just by the Irish bar near Asok station, perchance, John?

Yes, I visit the Irish bar near Asok but no, I cannot find the post that mentions the bar

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The Harmonica

A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.

"My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not tempted"?

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn to play this"?

Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love"!!!

She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica".

The florists that Paddy visits...
Anyway, I like the jokes you post :}

The reason women never propose?

As soon as they get down on one knee they're interrupted by some dick.

My wife was banging the bathroom door, "Going to be long?"

"Not sure, love," I replied, "It's still hanging out of my arse!"

I'm terrible at Geography.

I can never remember the dates of any of the battles.

"That letter you've been waiting for is here," said my wife,

"and you've got the job!"

"Great!" I replied, "When do I start?"

"3 weeks ago...."

tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in.

I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?"

"Yes honey."

"What is it?"

"It's the date of our anniversary."

Bitch.

Do magazines really have to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman", or am I just grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?

You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a film.

So why download a movie?

Because I don't like getting shot at whilst eating popcorn...