Thanks Jimmy B, I think all the contributors do a sterling job!
A young man goes into a restaurant looking for a job.
As a test, the head chef gives him a two eggs and asks him separate the white's and yolk's.
Eager to impress, the young guy throws the 2 eggs in the air, they both hit the light fitting and break in 2, the yolks drop in one dish, the white's in another dish, he quickly opens the rubbish bin lid and catches the shells.
He say's proudly, " There do I get the job"?
The head chef replies, "No, you fuck about too much".
A thousand nights I spent alone, solitaire to the bone