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#52595 - 01/27/13 01:55 PM What Question would you ask God?
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	What question would you ask god? Heres a couple to get you started:- Why dont slugs eat weeds? Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono? _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52602 - 01/28/13 02:26 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
musicmatt2112 member Registered: 04/26/10 Posts: 141 Loc: Essex, England	Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY What question would you ask god? Heres a couple to get you started:- Why dont slugs eat weeds? Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono? I'd ask him.......... 1/ Why did you give men nipples? 2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented? 3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn? _________________________ "Can we go home now"?
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#52605 - 01/28/13 06:11 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: musicmatt2112]
timtearle member Registered: 09/16/12 Posts: 182 Loc: Shropshire	Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....? (hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!)
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#52608 - 01/28/13 08:18 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
rick enthusiast Registered: 07/15/08 Posts: 307 Loc: liverpool	why is everything that tastes nice fucking bad for you?? _________________________ MHB 2913
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#52609 - 01/28/13 10:12 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: musicmatt2112]
leedsmark old hand Registered: 11/29/08 Posts: 801 Loc: Rushden,England	Originally Posted By: musicmatt2112 Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY What question would you ask god? Heres a couple to get you started:- Why dont slugs eat weeds? Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono? I'd ask him.......... 1/ Why did you give men nipples? 2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented? 3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn? hahahahahahhaaha fucking brilliant. _________________________ Aint felt this good for an hour MHB 321
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#52613 - 01/28/13 01:13 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: leedsmark]
lard-o-matic old hand Registered: 05/14/10 Posts: 1180 Loc: Lincolnshire, U.K.	Why didn't he make semen chocolate flavour? _________________________ You couldn't buy me with a million babe MHB3154
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#52618 - 01/28/13 01:37 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: lard-o-matic]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	What colour is Umpa Lumpa blood? Why did you give Bob Geldof a mouth? What did Andrew Ridgley do in WHAM (apart from the blowjobs)? _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52620 - 01/28/13 01:40 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	Originally Posted By: timtearle Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....? (hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!) Wait till they get the credit card bill in _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52624 - 01/28/13 01:56 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
timtearle member Registered: 09/16/12 Posts: 182 Loc: Shropshire	Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY Originally Posted By: timtearle Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....? (hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!) Wait till they get the credit card bill in LOL the fuckers are in Florida at present, keep ringing up and asking what weather is like...excpet of course for the last few days when they've struggled to get through cos "someone" has unplugged landline out the wall!And they're too cheap to phone the wife's mobile from America haha I'm quite creative sometimes
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#52625 - 01/28/13 02:13 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	BIG CREDITCARD BILL coming thier way! _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52663 - 02/01/13 01:19 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
MHB3133 enthusiast Registered: 07/10/10 Posts: 238 Loc: Jyväskylä, Finland	Why my knees are failing if i put full bucket of water hanging on to my hard on? ...and why the hell on earth i`m doing that?
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#52676 - 02/02/13 07:32 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: MHB3133]
desertrat enthusiast Registered: 06/17/11 Posts: 270 Loc: Saudi Arabia	Why did you make perverts with big ....?!
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#52685 - 02/03/13 12:39 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: desertrat]
MHB3133 enthusiast Registered: 07/10/10 Posts: 238 Loc: Jyväskylä, Finland	You don`t need a big.... You just need sense of humor
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#52698 - 02/04/13 10:33 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: MHB3133]
desertrat enthusiast Registered: 06/17/11 Posts: 270 Loc: Saudi Arabia	I loved the humour. I was just adding to it.
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#52699 - 02/04/13 11:04 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: desertrat]
Hell Raiser newbie Registered: 09/10/11 Posts: 47	can you give lemmy forty more years?
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#52703 - 02/04/13 02:27 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: Hell Raiser]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	How the Hell are you? Edited by TooTH MACKAY (02/04/13 02:28 PM) _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52751 - 02/08/13 02:07 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	Who the fuck let salesmen onto this site! AND NO I DONT WANT A FUCKING KITCHEN! _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52845 - 02/17/13 01:48 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
lemmy4president newbie Registered: 11/19/08 Posts: 49	why does he force people to donate money to a mindless deity
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#52850 - 02/17/13 02:17 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: lemmy4president]
Fester member Registered: 11/07/12 Posts: 124 Loc: Llandudno - North Wales	A good point L4M. When the collection plate came round at a Christening recently, my wife blurted out... 'why does God need all this money?'
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#52852 - 02/17/13 02:22 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: Fester]
timtearle member Registered: 09/16/12 Posts: 182 Loc: Shropshire	lol went to christening today and i declined to contribute to the colection, building was brand new with no sign of poverty so rather in my pocket than theirs
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#52952 - 02/23/13 02:11 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 161 Loc: Inverness Scotland	Why does no-one complain about cameltoes in womens jeans and joggers? Why do we have such restictive porn laws? Why the fuck am I thinking up questions for something i dont believe in? _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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