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#52595 - 01/27/13 01:55 PM What Question would you ask God?
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 166 Loc: Inverness Scotland	What question would you ask god? Heres a couple to get you started:- Why dont slugs eat weeds? Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono? _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52602 - 01/28/13 02:26 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
musicmatt2112 member Registered: 04/26/10 Posts: 143 Loc: Essex, England	Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY What question would you ask god? Heres a couple to get you started:- Why dont slugs eat weeds? Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono? I'd ask him.......... 1/ Why did you give men nipples? 2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented? 3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn? _________________________ "Can we go home now"?
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#52605 - 01/28/13 06:11 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: musicmatt2112]
timtearle enthusiast Registered: 09/16/12 Posts: 206 Loc: Shropshire	Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....? (hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!)
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#52608 - 01/28/13 08:18 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
rick enthusiast Registered: 07/15/08 Posts: 311 Loc: liverpool	why is everything that tastes nice fucking bad for you?? _________________________ MHB 2913
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#52609 - 01/28/13 10:12 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: musicmatt2112]
leedsmark old hand Registered: 11/29/08 Posts: 810 Loc: Rushden,England	Originally Posted By: musicmatt2112 Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY What question would you ask god? Heres a couple to get you started:- Why dont slugs eat weeds? Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono? I'd ask him.......... 1/ Why did you give men nipples? 2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented? 3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn? hahahahahahhaaha fucking brilliant. _________________________ Aint felt this good for an hour MHB 321
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#52613 - 01/28/13 01:13 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: leedsmark]
lard-o-matic old hand Registered: 05/14/10 Posts: 1192 Loc: Lincolnshire, U.K.	Why didn't he make semen chocolate flavour? _________________________ You couldn't buy me with a million babe MHB3154
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#52618 - 01/28/13 01:37 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: lard-o-matic]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 166 Loc: Inverness Scotland	What colour is Umpa Lumpa blood? Why did you give Bob Geldof a mouth? What did Andrew Ridgley do in WHAM (apart from the blowjobs)? _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52620 - 01/28/13 01:40 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 166 Loc: Inverness Scotland	Originally Posted By: timtearle Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....? (hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!) Wait till they get the credit card bill in _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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#52624 - 01/28/13 01:56 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
timtearle enthusiast Registered: 09/16/12 Posts: 206 Loc: Shropshire	Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY Originally Posted By: timtearle Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....? (hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!) Wait till they get the credit card bill in LOL the fuckers are in Florida at present, keep ringing up and asking what weather is like...excpet of course for the last few days when they've struggled to get through cos "someone" has unplugged landline out the wall!And they're too cheap to phone the wife's mobile from America haha I'm quite creative sometimes
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#52625 - 01/28/13 02:13 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
TooTH MACKAY member Registered: 12/25/12 Posts: 166 Loc: Inverness Scotland	BIG CREDITCARD BILL coming thier way! _________________________ If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !
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