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#52595 - 01/27/13 01:55 PM What Question would you ask God?
TooTH MACKAY Offline
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What question would you ask god?
Heres a couple to get you started:-
Why dont slugs eat weeds?
Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono?
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#52602 - 01/28/13 02:26 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
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Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY
What question would you ask god?
Heres a couple to get you started:-
Why dont slugs eat weeds?
Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono?


I'd ask him..........

1/ Why did you give men nipples?
2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented?
3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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#52605 - 01/28/13 06:11 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: musicmatt2112]
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Loc: Shropshire
Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....?

(hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!)

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#52608 - 01/28/13 08:18 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
rick Offline
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why is everything that tastes nice fucking
bad for you?? mad
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#52609 - 01/28/13 10:12 AM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: musicmatt2112]
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Loc: Rushden,England
Originally Posted By: musicmatt2112
Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY
What question would you ask god?
Heres a couple to get you started:-
Why dont slugs eat weeds?
Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono?


I'd ask him..........

1/ Why did you give men nipples?
2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented?
3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn?




hahahahahahhaaha fucking brilliant.
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#52613 - 01/28/13 01:13 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: leedsmark]
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Why didn't he make semen chocolate flavour?
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#52618 - 01/28/13 01:37 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: lard-o-matic]
TooTH MACKAY Offline
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What colour is Umpa Lumpa blood?
Why did you give Bob Geldof a mouth?
What did Andrew Ridgley do in WHAM (apart from the blowjobs)?
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#52620 - 01/28/13 01:40 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
TooTH MACKAY Offline
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Loc: Inverness Scotland
Originally Posted By: timtearle
Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....?

(hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!)

Wait till they get the credit card bill in
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#52624 - 01/28/13 01:56 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
timtearle Offline
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Registered: 09/16/12
Posts: 182
Loc: Shropshire
Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY
Originally Posted By: timtearle
Why do people with sod all money give it large about how fuckin' wealthy they are, and how much better they are than me....?

(hint: can you tell this particular situation may just be pissing me off at present!!)

Wait till they get the credit card bill in


LOL the fuckers are in Florida at present, keep ringing up and asking what weather is like...excpet of course for the last few days when they've struggled to get through cos "someone" has unplugged landline out the wall!And they're too cheap to phone the wife's mobile from America haha I'm quite creative sometimes

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#52625 - 01/28/13 02:13 PM Re: What Question would you ask God? [Re: timtearle]
TooTH MACKAY Offline
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Registered: 12/25/12
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Loc: Inverness Scotland
BIG CREDITCARD BILL coming thier way!
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