What question would you ask god?
Heres a couple to get you started:-
Why dont slugs eat weeds?
Do you ever walk round Belfast thinking your Bono?
I'd ask him..........
1/ Why did you give men nipples?
2/ Why did you allow the drum solo to be invented?
3/ Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
4/ If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn?