To the tune "House of the Rising Sun"
BIG ACHNASHEEN
Am C D F Am E Am E
Am C D F
There is a midge oot the west
Am C E
They call The Big Achnasheen
Am C D F
And its bitten many a poor boy
Am E Am
And God i know, Im one
My Mother was a Teuchter
and Oh but she was mean
She hid My midge net
She drank my midge cream
My father was a driving man
And all a driver needs
Is a set of wheels a seat
and a map that he can read
Oh Bugger and damn the beastie
And all that he has done
Scratching the Itching mysery
Caused by the Big Achnasheen
I've got one footin a peat bog
The other on the verge
I'm going back to feed the bugger
Coz I've got the urge
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If Lemmy knew I describe MOTORHEAD as a nice band he would be spitting plectrums !