Someone will probably bid, but its a damn big amount of mooney to spend hahaha

When i was a kid, Mum would send me to the shops with 50p, I could get

A Wham! Bar
Bag of Pick N' Mix
A Comic Book
Cans of Fizzy Pop
Big Bag of Crisps
2 Gob Stoppers
And come back with loads of change

You can't do that these days... and why?

FUCKING CCTV

Man ask's wife "what would you do if I won the Lottery"
Wife say's "take half and leave you"
He Replies "Excellent I won £10.00 here's your Fiver now Fuck Off"

Fairy liquids ad's have been updated to reflect modern Britian.
"Mummy why are your hands so soft?"
"Because i'm only 14. Now shut the Fuck up up and eat your Pot Noodle before your Dad finishes school"

Just a thought for the day, who picks up a guide dogs shite?

This will make you smile.......................and nod your head



I bet this makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
This is unbelievable, but can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics..

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organization is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know!

agreed, the bastards

As Jesus Looked down from the cross he saw his 12 apostles below.In a soft whisper he said to them all " Leave my Fucking Easter Eggs alone i'll be back by Monday"

My dad told me that one, how ironic haha.

Just bought a wig made of bum hair

fucking thing keeps blowing off