Guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, you've got a steering wheel between your legs!" The guy goes "I know, it's driving me nuts!".

LOL......

this one makes me chuckle but noone seems to find it funny:

bee-keeper 1: Hey man, how many bees you got?
bee-keeper 2: i got about 10,000
bee-keeper 1: cool, how many hives?
bee-keeper 2: 20 hives, how about you?
bee-keeper 1: i got a million
bee-keeper 2: a million bees?!?! how many hives?
bee-keeper 1: oh just one
bee-keeper 2: a million bees in one hive?!?! how can you do that?!
bee-keeper 1: fuck 'em, they're only bees





i find it funny, dunno bout you lot

Sort of a "Non-racist" racist joke, pretty funny.

yeah i liked it!!!1

That bee one is pretty funny - don't know why either, ahahaha!

From my daily beer calendar...

A man dies, two of his friends go to the funeral. "Doesn't he look great?" says one. "He should," says the other. "He hasn't had a drink in three days!"

the bee joke had me laughing, not sure why though lol

Gordon brown was looking for a lady of the night.
He found one such girl in the local pub.he said i'm the Prime Minister of England how much would it cost me to spend some time with you.Her reply Mr prime Minister, If you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages,your Dick as hard as the times were living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a penny.

brilliant haha