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#53731 - 04/28/13 07:45 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
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#53970 - 05/10/13 10:42 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: Bent Arm]
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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'

Little Billy replies, "Tennis"


http://www.johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day/2013/april.html

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#53976 - 05/11/13 09:01 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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bloody superb!!!

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#53984 - 05/11/13 02:40 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: timtearle]
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John Betong does it again, bloody brilliant
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#54056 - 05/15/13 09:21 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
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Don't stay a virgin. There are terrorists waiting for you in heaven. smile


http://www.johns-jokes.com/Much-to-Their...y-Expected.html


Edited by John_Betong (05/15/13 09:22 PM)
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#54094 - 05/17/13 02:57 PM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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That's virgin on bad taste John!
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#54120 - 05/18/13 07:47 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: TooTH MACKAY]
John_Betong Offline
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Originally Posted By: TooTH MACKAY
That's virgin on bad taste John!


I like it smile

Reminds me of...

Beam me up Scotty, there are no virgins left.

and the chatup line:

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?

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#54121 - 05/18/13 08:20 AM Re: Joke of the day! [Re: John_Betong]
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