From today's (20090331) local newspaper Borås Tidning:

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For you who doesn't understand Swedish here's a rough translation with only the essential things:

"Gothenburg: A man in the age of 55, died late on Monday afternoon after he got stuck in his woodmachine, reports the police. They called SOS at 17:30 and when the Ambulance came the man was stuck, and already dead. He is convicted in the court of Eksjö for sexual abuse of a minor."


Now one might wonder if the courts have so little to do and are so drunk that they make such things, or if perhaps it we the editor of the paper who had a little late night drink...