Originally Posted By: TotalMetal
Q. - If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate do you...

(a)You should spend more time together.

(b)She's nothing but a fuckin prude...

(c)She should of sat somewhere else on the bus..


I was sitting down to have a nice quiet wank today. I got myself all comfy on the sofa, got out the tissues... then the cunts kicked me out of DFS.
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