Q. - If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate do you...
(a)You should spend more time together.
(b)She's nothing but a fuckin prude...
(c)She should of sat somewhere else on the bus..
I was sitting down to have a nice quiet wank today. I got myself all comfy on the sofa, got out the tissues... then the cunts kicked me out of DFS.
I know the law, I know how to dieMHB2957