Little Johnny is back in school after summer break.
When the teacher lifts her arm to write on the blackboard, he rises and says:
- Miss, have you shaved your armpit?
- That's none of your business, young man, go home and don't come back until tomorrow!
The day after she is to pull down the map, and again Johnny rises and says:
- Miss, have you shaved that armpit too?
- I told you yesterday that's none of your business, go home and don't come back until Monday!
On Monday Johnny's back in school and when the teacher is about to write on the blackboard she drops the chalk on the floor and bends down to pick it up when Johnny rises and says:
- Well miss, I know it's certainly none of my business, so I guess I'll be seeing you all after Christmas!