(Source: Metal Attack magazine)
"Listen do I look like a bleedin' Nazi? If Hitler saw me like this he'd lock me away immediately. If Hitler used to lock up comedians for cracking the wrong joke what do you think he'd do with me? He'd order me straight into a concentration camp. If anyone gets uptight about the badges I wear then it's their problem. At home I've got a real Swastika flag on the wall. I've also got a Lenin flag, but I'm no communist. I've got a Brazilian flag, but I don't even drink coffee. I've also got an old Imperial German flag, but I haven't got one of those moustaches that are twisted and waxed have I? I'm not into their ideologies, I just think their flags look really great."